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“Carry me across the threshold,” she told me. “It’s tradition.”

“Well, dear, it’s a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut, after all,” I quipped.

“Are you calling me fat?”

“It’s impossible for you to be any other size, love.”

“Just what are you saying?”

I realized at this point that perhaps I hadn’t thought this through enough. “Nevermind, dear. Up you go!”

My knees shook as I lifted her, shuffled forward, then sat her down.

“Now that wasn’t so bad!”

What could be done? I was in love with a robot.
As I continue my faux FFM, this would have been the entry for Day 8, which came with Challenge #4: Write a Drabble (100 words exactly). There was also a suggestion to reference Monty Python, how could I refuse? And there's also a Warcraft reference in there because--well, might as well!
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QuiEstInLiteris Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Professional Writer
8D
I snickered.
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ninjababy Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Woot! :D
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